Leave me alone!

What did I do to you?
Why do you have to pick on me?
Can't you just leave me alone?
I 'm not failing am I?
I 'm doing quite well academically.

Goddamn it!
Of the twelve people who defaulted why did you HAVE to pick on me?
I m not a scapegoat OK ?
I do not take down notes, but you don't let me stay in class do you?
Its always "Swaroop, take your book and go out"
Why me?

Just because you don't like me, don't ruin my school life!
Please.
I bugged you for two days.
Don't make me regret it for two years.
Please.
The problem is YOU are the teacher, not me.
Just leave me alone.
I can take care of myself

Going?

To my sister,

16 years have been fun.
It was great having you around.
I ll miss you lots.As I see the bags moving out, and as i hear the goodbyes being said, memories haunt me, memories of those innocent sweet days in Trivandrum ,those rainy days we spent together, those happy times.
I ll always cherish those memories, those happy lovely days.
I shall never forget.
Missing you.

P.S:-I still hate you.

I know! I know!

To a certain first bencher in my class

Firstly, I hate you.
Secondly, You are fat and uncool.
Thirdly, You drive me nuts!

WHY do you have to sit in the first bench and bug the hell out of teachers?
Have you no sense?
You are one annoying pain in the ass. Your jokes are NOT funny.
Nobody likes you.
Why don't you get out of my life?
Get better deodorant. You STINK in all senses of the word.
Did god make you because he wanted a good laugh?
You are a piece of dirty cloth, a dead ant, dried bovine faeces, insect saliva.
You have no intelligence whatsoever. Going to iit classes does not make you intelligent.
You are a freak.Desperate case. Mugging all the answers in the text book does NOT make you intelligent.
Your behaviour disturbs me. Can people be this stupid?
Sigh.

You suck!

Hello Swaroop .
How are you.
Why are you being such a girl?
Why are you making a fuss of everything?
You are a nerd.

I have heard enough. If all you can say is this, I don't bloody need you. Just leave me alone. If you can't help, just say you can't OK?
This is rubbing salt into the wound.

Maybe I m being a sissy, but i don't care! I don't need you to tell me that.
Why can't anyone understand me huh?
Bad bad me.

Amaze brainfood

Amaze brainfood is like Tomato sauce.You can eat it with anything, from samosas to pizzas.It comes in six flavors ( like mentos)- mango,orange,lemon,grape,watermelon and strawberry.
Amaze brainfood also makes you very dumb, but thats not all it does, it gives you "amaze"ing
ability to mug everything.Mug mug mug.

A certain person i know, takes amaze brainfood everyday.He takes it with thayir sadam(mango flavor) , he takes it with milk(strawberry brainfood shake),he evens takes it with juice(suitable flavor).Yuk!. It makes him "sharp" he says. Brainfood or sharpener?? [:D]

Ennakoo Tamilu Theriyathu

"Ei What did you say?,I dunno tamil?...Enakkoo tamilu nallave theriyum."
Hahaha!
Talk about accents!
Some of these people have wonderfully fake accents, lets take for example a certain person i know.
To preserve his/her dignity lets call the person X.
"Unnae veedae ennakoo tamilu nalla theriyum. Shut up ok?"
Add to that X's amazingly fake english accent. I wonder how much time X spent watching BBC on sunday nights.
XDXDXD